Friday 13 March 2015

Weather forecast

To give us all a break from the drama that is my life
I thought I would write about something completely different today
As you know
I live in Ireland 
The west coast of Ireland to be a bit more precise 
I've lived in Ireland my whole life 
And there is one topic of conversation that is talked about more than anything else
More than the state of the worlds economy
More than any of the wars that are going on
More than any murders, rapes or kidnappings 
What is this subject I hear you ask?
Well 
As you might have guessed
It's the weather

We love to talk about the weather in this country
And we get great mileage out of it
It's talked about everywhere you go
With your neighbours
With shopkeepers
With people you pass when you're out for your morning walk
Oh yes 
We love to chat about the weather

Ireland is pretty well known for its weather
Especially rain
Rain is a common occurrence here
But the thing about this country is
You have to be prepared for every eventuality
It is not uncommon to have rain, wind, sunshine, hail and snow
All in the same 24 hours
So if you are heading out for the day
You really need to be prepared
And should really bring rain gear
Fleeces 
A heavy coat
And shorts and a t- shirt
Just in case

You would think that living in this country all year round
That we would be well prepared for all the weather we get
But we're not
You can always tell a tourist in this country
As they will be dressed weather appropriate
You can always spot an Irish person too
As they will be the one wearing a t-shirt in a storm
Or high heels in snow

Every so often we get extreme weather
Like bad storm
Or heavy snowfall 
You would think that we would be prepared for this
But no
Oh no
The slightest flurry of snow
And the whole country comes to a stand still
Roads are closed
Schools are shut down 
And people don't venture outside their front door
This is when preparation comes in handy
So for all you doomsday preppers  out there
Now is the time to break out your supplies

I was in my local store yesterday 
I was queueing up at the till 
There was a storm brewing outside
And there were about three people ahead of me in the line
The girl at the till had the exact same conversation with all the people before me
Girl: The weather is shocking today
Customer no 1: Oh I know it's desperate

Girl: The weather is tight today
Customer no 2: Absolutely

Girl: it's a miserable day today
Customer no 3: Absolutely

But more than talking about the weather
We Irish love to complain about the weather
We give out yards when the weather is bad
But secretly we are delighted as it gives us a great opportunity to complain
I've been to other countries
And no where I've  been do people talk about the weather as much as we do here
Why is that?
I'm not so sure
Maybe because we get such a variety of weather 
Maybe because the weather determined our day somewhat
What ever the reason
Talking about the weather is part of our culture
And when all other topics of conversation run out
The weather is always there 

4 comments:

  1. it is rather the same here,in fact not sure what i would say most of the time if didn't have it to talk about!i am not the greatest conversationist [if thats a word].whats your favourite
    season? i love it that we have such a variety here,Ireland looks beautiful by the way. jo x

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    1. I think autumn is my favourite season Jo
      What is yours?
      And where do you live? X

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    2. im ready for each one when it comes just love the change, although seem to feel the cold so much now and our little cottage so cold,so looking foward to summer this year. live near brighton, so have the sea quite close too xx

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  2. funnily enough, i live by the idea that if someone is Irish, you'll know. they'll tell you they're Irish. they'll remind you all the time (i'm just kidding - i just love the Irish pride i've seen with most people).

    oh my god. isn't that the whole thing that to break into a conversation but is a flat and boring thing to talk about? nah, again, i'm just joking. i'm being very playful with you today, Ruby.

    how's the weather, m'lady?

    holy shit. in the same 24 hours?!?!

    oh my god i'm laughing at the thought of that. same conversation with all those people!!!

    "But more than talking about the weather
    We Irish love to complain about the weather" oh my God, i love you.

    "But secretly we are delighted as it gives us a great opportunity to complain" this...this is the basis of the Arabic culture.

    funnily enough, the weather here is mostly a standstill. we have two seasons - summer and a very sad winter (17-20C as a winter). our summers can climb up to 45+ degrees Celsius. i believe last year the largest temperature rise was up to 48C. i'm more able to cope with that than i am able to cope with 17C.

    right now it is 23C. it is 5 degrees C below what i am comfortable with.

    the weather is mostly study year round - 28-40C in summer-like months, and less than 28 for winter-like months but not lower than 17C.

    though it is fun to complain about the weather in the summer. and we do talk about the weather - not as much as you guys probably, but enough that it's funny considering that the weather doesn't fluctuate enough for complaints. though when it's 30-32C, the temperature is nice.

    -Sam Lupin

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